pleasefindtheexit

…She explains that the guy at the table opposite to us dumped her like, three years ago and goes on to tell me…

What not to do, after you receive a ‘sorry’ email is to text me this…

Rule: Don’t answer a call from me if you are obviously in the toilet.

If you looked “don’t stress’” up in the recruiter dictionary it means: Don’t wear a three-piece suit and turn up in a tsunami like state of sweat.