MONEY
The aim is to encourage people to start talking about their money in real life. What you…
First mistake: A default pic of a shadow. It’s like chatting with a chalk outline on the sidewalk. Is he not aware that he can upload a picture? Is he too gnarly to show his face? Then the worst of the worst: Cartooners. If I am scrolling through and see a rendering of himself as a tiny cartoon, I take pause. Why did he do that?
Amway is cultish, sells its subpar products at inflated prices, has hidden costs and inflates expected income for distributors. Scam? Technically no but really yes.
Are we still fighting? Yes.
Finish work at 3:30pm and head to the pub with some mates…plan on just having a couple turns into $550
A carton of milk has gone off in my fridge in the time it’s taken her to pull the first-date trigger…
“Hit the back of the car in front while texting”
“I wouldn’t even pay my own Mum’s ransom if it was $60. Though, in this case it was awkward to refuse, so I paid.”
I thought this would be fun, but I feel like a bad person.
It’s a stupid idea, but I’m trying this new thing with my boyfriend where I just let him make the mistakes and then realise that I’m smarter than him later.
Note: When you meet a guy that is using only 1 of the 8 buttons on his shirt. Chances are, he is bad news.
“Today is ‘date day’ 1, of the 2 I have this week. I am running late, about to order an UBER when I see a cab. More expensive… but what can you do: $27”
It’s my friend’s birthday, so we decide to go to a bar that I can not afford food at.
How did she spend $654.50 in a week?
What I have learnt is that during any prolonged hook-up there is a passive aggressive battle for housing dominance.
Feels: OMG… $$**234qer!!!
This makes me so sad. And no, I’m not talking about the ‘Deliveroo waiting time is 45 minutes and I am struggling with the most anxiety filled hangover ever’ sadness. I am talking about real sadness.