Macquarie University is experiencing an unparalleled spike in course dropouts just days after new students laid their pristine, parent-funded Adidas on campus.
Attempts to befriend The Youths with flash mobs, sausage sizzle clubs and inflatable tube men are expected to result in a record-breaking dropout rate.
An unnamed university admissions co-ordinator has commented on this staggering figure stating that, “I blame the giant Instagram cut out that’s being passed around. No one’s going to believe a Uni Instagram post has a million likes. The Social Media Marketing course is a wasteland now.”
Who caught our #MQOweek flashmob today? Move over Sydney Dance Company #crushedit
تم نشره بواسطة Macquarie University Campus في 22 فبراير، 2017
“I’m enrolled as a Marketing major but I’m having second thoughts,” local student Amanda (18) comments. “I haven’t seen an inflatable tube man outside of a used car sale before…”.
A Statistics professor who wishes to remain anonymous has told The Footnotes, “I haven’t been this embarrassed since they did Gangnam style in 2012.
If they try dabbing next I don’t know what I’ll do.”
Things are no better over the bridge at the University of Technology Sydney with students saying sayonara to a successful O-Week with stadium favourite, ‘the wave’ despite three rows of students.
“At least we have the toga party” MQ student Amanda concludes.