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Macquarie Uni students change degrees just so they don’t have to walk to Y3A

“Fuck it.”

Students at North Ryde-based Macquarie University have broken records, The Footnotes can reveal.

More than 83 per cent of students assigned to media, arts and music classes in Faculty of Arts building Y3A have switched degrees to avoid a trek – which some have likened to the Kokoda Track – to the westerly building.

“When my parents mentioned walking ten kilometres through the desert to get to school, I thought they were over exaggerating” Matt (19) a second-year student, and son of a Macquarie Alumni, tells us. “A year sprinting to media classes in Y3A has given me ankle and knee problems.”

Students have cited the university’s train station as even an inadequate warm-up for the terrifying depth of Y3A.

Despite plentiful job opportunities afforded to those with fine arts and music degrees, the journey to Y3A, which does indeed traverse an active car park, has been deemed “not worth it”.

“I think I’m just going to do Marketing or Econ or something,” Matt continues. “There’ll all grouped together and closer to UBar”.

 

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Macquarie Uni students change degrees just so they don’t have to walk to Y3A
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